Be Nice Or Fuck Off - I don't know why I didn't think of this one before - it's a pretty damn simple concept! If you can't be nice to me, just fuck off. Job done. There are those days - that I am sure we all have - where we just cannot be arsed to defend the way we look, our lifestyle choices etc and it is on those days where this T-shirt is the perfect antidote. There you are, listening to your Great Aunt Mildred telling you that you "look like a criminal with those tattoos and that funny hair" for the one-hundredth time, when you flash your T-shirt at her, she has a stroke and, *boom*, she's pushing up daises faster than you can say I Worship Satan. That'll teach the old cunt.
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