People Say I Have A Bad Attitude. Well, FUCK THEM AND THEIR MOTHERS
I was in the post office today, minding my own business, posting out a bunch of orders for our amazing customers and the other people in the queue behind me were totally invading my personal space. One of them smelt very strongly of old roll-up cigarettes and piss and was yelling at the top of his voice in my ear about cricket (of all things). Meanwhile, I'm just going about my duty of shipping your products. But these people were actually in my way, they were so close. In the end, I had had enough of this invasion and turned around to make a very strong point of looking at them all crowded around me and laughing. I then told them that I was wondering why they had to be so close. Did they take the hint?? Nope, they said they were "waiting for me". So I asked if they had to do that actually up my arse. It went quiet after that, I was left reeling, I had confirmed the stereotype of a rude young man who dresses funny and then came up with this T-shirt. So, if you buy enough of them, I'll be down the post office again making myself some more new friends.

And, as with everything on this webshite, shipping is FREE WORLDWIDE!!!

Interested in stocking this item in your shop? Email shop@smellyourmum.com

Most of our prints are available on

Standard T-Shirt (S-4XL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Wife Beater Vest (S-XXL) + £2.00 for this style
Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-3XL) + £10 for this style

With the following colour combinations

So be as crazy and inventive as you like and use these pulldowns to make YOUR selection!