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Pervert

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Pervert
Can you believe the audacity of some people? Of all the people on the planet, I have been accused of being a pervert! Just because I dress up in women's clothing and masturbate at the window to the passer's by! What is wrong with that? And, for fuck's sake, SOMEONE had to put that dog out of it's misery. All that incessent barking was doing my head in. A quick shafting from me though and we have peace and quiet. But, apparently, that makes me a perv. Not impressed.

Well, if that is my fate, so be it. Fellow pervs unite and support a worthy cause!

(Right about now, I bet you're wondering how much of the above is fact or fiction...yeah?!)

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AS SEEN IN KERRANG! AS SEEN IN METAL HAMMER!

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This product was added to our catalog on Thursday 21 April, 2005.
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