I'd Rather Be Getting A Tattoo - There aren't many things I would rather do than get a tattoo. I'd rather be getting one that writing this, for example. Alas, a lack of skin and funds means that I don't have the tattoo option too often. So, I have a plan. I've been working on this plan for years and it is just beginning to come to fruition. Firstly, all I have to do is devote many years of my life, sacrificing everything else, to becoming a rock star. Once that is done, all the tattoo artists will want to tattoo me for free!? Genius plan, I think. Feel free to copy it. You may thank me later.
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