Is It Safe To Open My Eyes Yet, Or Are
You Still There? - "What's that, yer Lordship" , I hear
you all cry), I hate when someone is talking to you and you have zero interest
in the words that are spouting out of their gob and you all of a sudden become
very self-aware of your own facial expressions and how they relate to what the
boring person is saying. You suddenly find yourself desparately trying to
react with your face in a way that feels completely unnatural, like you have
never moved any of your features before. The need to feign interest via
the art of the facial expression is something I would rather avoid, if possible,
and I thought this was the best solution. So, in future, when confronted
with such people, I shall simply close my eyes and wait for them to get the
hint.
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