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We have installed a dedicated SSL Security Certificate (Security: domain control validation, strong 256-bit encryption, 2048-bit root) from one of the most trusted issuers, GeoTrust, on our own dedicated server.  You will notice that the secure parts of our site start https://www.smellyourmum.com which confirms to your browser - and you - that you are in a secure environment.  You can check the security of our site by going here, entering "www.smellyourmum.com" and pressing "Test This Web Server". Alternatively, click on the badge below. 

We are PCI DSS Compliant!  
The PCI DSS must be met by all organizations (merchants and service providers) that transmit, process or store payment card data. The PCI DSS (sometimes referred to as a compliance standard) is not a law. It is a contractual obligation applied and enforced - by means of fines or other restrictions - directly by the payment providers themselves.  However, we are so confident in the security of our site and our eligibility for compliance that we submitted our site for compliance and achieved validation (100% compliance required).  Below is a screen grab of the validation screen confirming our compliance:

This site is 100% secure!  
We accept all major credit and debit cards via our SSL server!  You will notice that the whole Checkout process is done in a secure environment.  Card transactions are processed in real-time by SagePay (formerly Protx).  Sage pay is audited annually under the Payment Card Industry Data Security Standards (PCI DSS) and is a fully approved Level 1 payment services provider, which is the highest level of compliance. They are also active members of the PCI Security Standards Council (SSC) that defines card industry global regulation.  You can read more about SagePay's security standards here We also accept PayPal payments.  No-one can access your details or information and no card information is transported by email.  We have been trading online since 2002, accepting card payments since 2004 and, in all that time, there has not been one reported incident of a breach of security via our site.  If you are still worried though, please use our mail-in order form. 

Still worried about internet shopping security?
With the increase of internet credit card fraud it is important that we have checks in place to reduce the chances of fraudulent transactions.  When using your credit card to purchase products through us it may be worth noting the following strategies we have employed to ensure your credit card transaction is legitimate.

Overseas Orders / Orders Outside the United Kingdom
We ship to most countries around the world but, if your country is NOT listed in the address pulldown, we WILL NOT ship to it.  We always double check that the location provided is within the country stated.  If it is not, we will not ship.

We take your security seriously! 
We take your security very seriously here at smellyourmum.com. We do not keep any records of your card details (we never even see them). The information given on our secure payment page is only used for that one transaction and is heavily encrypted while being processed using 128bit ssl - the highest encryption system available.

In fact, it is far safer for you to buy goods online with a credit card than, for example, paying for a meal in a restaurant where staff can take your card out of sight and copy the numbers. Or by signing a slip in a shop to pay for goods, which could then be left in full view of anyone. Even the carbon copies may be discarded without being properly destroyed first. Buying goods by telephone is no safer than buying online. Also, as a distant buyer you have far greater protection than you do from face to face buying.

As you can see, everyday shopping is far more at risk to fraud than shopping online, which (as well as being convenient) has, at the very least, active security measures to protect your credit/debit card details.

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