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o i n o u r t e a m o
f s t r e e t s l u t z
bored?
fed-up? on the dole?! on remand?!! want to piss a load of people
right off?? excellent! we are looking for like-minded
individualz to help us spread the filth around the world.
we don't care what corner of the planet you are from, join our
street team, get a bunch of stickerz and flyerz and help us help
you. the bigger we get, the more stuff we can produce and
the bigger we grow. hell, i know you're
just as pissed off as we are about the state of thingz today -
help us claim it back. so, join our team of STREET SLuTz or kill a
boy band - either helpz!!
ARE
YOU SLuT MATERiAL??
not
everyone can be a STREET SLuT. it takez dedication
and gutz. there are no rulez but, there are a few thingz
we expect. we expect you to join our message
board to talk to other SLuTz. we also
expect you to have a decent enough reason to join! i am
fed up with people just sending their address expecting a free
ride. FUCK YOU!! that is not what this is about.
if you REALLY want to help us there are loadz of thingz
that you can do to enlighten the world to us. first of
all, you can request some stickerz and flyerz. we highly
encourage you to stick them wherever-the-fuck-you-like!!
anyway, to get them, you need to visit www.streetslutz.com
and tell us why we should let you be a STREET
SLuT!
we can't make any promises but we
are going to remember each and every one of you fuckerz that
helpz us out now. one day, this is gonna be huge and you
can say you were there at the start, then say "well, i
don't like the cuntz now they've sold out" etc. as
we grow, because you were one of the first, we'll give you free
swag, free entry to shows etc. all for going around
annoying friends, neighbours and enemies. how cool is
that??
want
to know what you could be handing out for us?? hide your
granniez, they ain't gonna like this...
BUY YOURZ NOW £4.99 per 100
>>
Unfortunately,
we can no longer give away loadz of "KiLL A
CHAV" stickerz for nothing. WHY?
Because people kept asking for them and then selling
them on eBay. This shit comez out of our own
pocket so, idiotz like that have ruined it for genuine
STREET SLuTz. Sorry guyz 'n' ghoulz but, we only
give them to those that we know are genuine SLuTz now.
You
can still BUY
THEM HERE >>
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STREET
SLuTz are entitled to SPiT LiKE THiS "Go Fuck
Yourself" stickerz, plus offerz open only to
genuine SLuTz. We know who you are!!
GENUiNE
MEMBERZ OF THE SS CLiCK HERE
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"kill a chav" stickerz
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SPiT
LiKE THiS stickerz
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more info on what you can do as a STREET SLuT member -
please click
here!
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we
are currently recruiting SLuTz in the following cuntries:
united kingdom
france
germany
most other western european cuntries
whatever-the-hell russia is called now
japan
at
the moment, we don't need any more flyer
distributers in the usa, canada or
australia BUT you can still do your bit
for anarchy and rock n roll by printing out
flyerz or, following this
link and doing some of the good stuff listed there!
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DID
YOU KNOW???? whilst you wait for your flyers
to arrive, you can click on the thumbnails above to get
printable versions for you to print out and hand out!
CLICK
HERE to view past flyers either just for nostalgia or to
print out!!
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| it
seems some of you have some pretty decent reasons for
wanting to join the street team - can't say we blame
you, not often people give you free stuff to annoy the
shit out of people with!! anyway, some of them
made us giggle, so here they are. can you do
better??!! |
| "
i
really wanna be part of a team who pisses people off
caus even though i seem to have done this since i was
born and it comes natural to me then its even betta
doin it for a fuckin job..how kool will that b..ill
even staple the flyers to my ass if u make me one of
the team and stand on high walls in town and tell them
2 take a flyer and wait 4 the pain 2 come floodin
in..but it will all b worth it 2 let ppl know about
the best bloody web site invented on the internet now
and forever..smell ur mum fuckin rules man and i am
the devils love child so i should know wot hot
is..ouuchhh the site burns its so fuckin hot..i gotta
go get some ice now 2 cool my hands with..byeeee" -
??, uk |
| "i
would just love to dirty up the streets of my downtown
with every bit of fuck you can provide. give me some god
damn flyers and stickers and i will see that this
happens! if you don't admit me into your shite of a team
i will do it myself. in times of tragedy, a country
needs fuckups like me willing to support a great and
glorified cause. this is the only cause that comes
remotely close to what i said. so hook me up" -
wa, usa |
| "if
you send 666 flyers i will personally stand in the town
centre dressed as the finger handin them out to people
while telling them to smell their mum with my extended
middle finger in their face you will also receive a
photo of this along with probably a few of me getting
the shit kicked out of me so do it" -
lancs, uk |
| "just
downloaded asshole (part2) and blasted it out which
annoyed the piss out of my flat mate. he calls himself
a rock dj and has a few gigs per week which i always
attend cos the opportunity for a piss-up should never
be turned down. if you make me a member of the street
team i can make your voice louder. usually their are
about 150 - 200 mugs bouncing up and down to heavy
metal or skate music. so i can run round and whack
stickers on their heads or ram flyers down their
tshirts. also my army of gnomes can help with distribution.... very reliable they are.
spanx" - lincolnshire, uk |
| "i
should be on the street team because i am godd! the fact
is i am everywhere!!!! lol! here's the deal - my town
has recently become a city and it is getting bigger by
the day, there are fucking tourists everywhere. if u
send me some of your flyers i will make sure that
everyone of these damn tourists leaves with one of these
flyers on either their back, in their hand or in their
digestive system once they turn down an offer for a
flyer. i will happily plaster the whole city with your
flyers so that every fuck-head gets the message"
- lancs, uk |
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