I'm Talking To Myself Because It's The
Only Way I Can Be Sure Of Intelligent Conversation - I do ponder the future of humanity.
At some point in human history, a fork in the road occurred. Some people
got really, really dumb whilst others got super intelligent. There doesn't
seem to be very much inbetween. I am often astounded by the level of
stupidity I encounter on a daily basis. The kind of stupidity where, years
ago, you would have only come across it in the monkey enclosure at a zoo.
There seems to be a whole breed of people who pride themselves in being
illiterate and virtually mute, their ability to speak properly is so poor.
Thankfully, we have a term for these people who - astonishingly - are still
classed as Human Beings. They are called "Chavs". I am
pleased that we, on this humble site, have gone a very long way to criticise and
abuse them a lot. A hell of a lot.
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