t a t t o o s

real / fake - words by z pic by vikki/z
tattoo by adrian of eternal tattoos

"the longer i'm in this business, the more people i meet that are full of bullshit.  people promise you things left right and centre but only about 10% of anything anyone says have even a ring of truth.  well, this fucks me off.  i hate, detest and loath fake people.  whoever you are, whatever you are, just be it.  don't pretend to be anything or anyone else.  so, i got these so that i can use them.  if someone is fake, i will shake their hand with my 'fake' hand.  if i have my photo taken with someone who is full of shit, you will know it as i'll make sure the word 'fake' is clearly visible.  so, when you see me in the press, you now know what to look out for.  it's kind of like my bullshit detector warning!"

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zion's spit like this tattoo spit like this - words by z pic by adrian of eternal tattoos
tattoo by adrian of eternal tattoos
"this tattoo is on my left shoulder and covers most of my outer bicep.  i love this tatt - vikki has a very similar one as does band-mate stevie lee.  except we all have different coloured headbands and guitars.  as you can see, the skull is me in pirate mode and the two bc rich warlock guitars are my vindicator and terminator ones.  the middle skull has the pentagram on as a small dedication to my all-time favourite band, motley crue.  this tatt was done in two sessions during august 2003.  we have a video of this on the spit like this site so go check it out!"

click on the picture on the left if you want to see the original zion-designed flash the tattoo was based on.

coming soon!! this arm is in the middle of being totally sleeved, check back soon to see the end result.  it looks amazing so far - have had about 7 hours on it at the time of writing (jan 2004)..

 

vikki's spit like this tattoo spit like this - words by vikki pic by z
tattoo by sophie of eternal tattoos

"me, z and stevie (slt guitarist) all went and got these tatts at the same time.  they're all the same, but slightly different.  as you can see, mine has a different scarf, some pink in the hair, no gold tooth, different eyes etc.  also, the guitars are basses (coz i play bass) and different colours.  this tatt is under my vikki on on my left bicep.  this tatt was done in two sessions during august 2003.  we have a video of this on the spit like this site so go check it out!"

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vikki's butt tattoo girl on butt - words by vikki pic by z
tattoo by sophie of eternal tattoos

"hurt more than i was expecting!  the girl is loosely based on me - she has my hair n lipstikk but doesn't have my tatts.  she's really cool and pretty big.  you kind of get used to being in the tattooist with your arse out and everyone watching - passers-by at the window etc.  done in two sessions and difficult to sit down after!!"

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z's fuck you & fuck me tatts fuck you & fuck me - words by z pic by vik
tattoo by tony of tony's tattoos

"i have these tattooed down the outer parts of each forearm.  i got these done years ago before it became a bit hip to have stuff tattooed on your forearms.  not seen anyone with this yet though!  basically i got these to help me out when pissed or just too fucking lazy to talk.  only problem is, i forget which fucking arm has what on and seem to spend half my life propositioning twats in caps instead of telling them to fuck off!!  oh well..  my mum was so damn proud of me when i got these.  then i invented the smell your mum thing shortly after.  she's wondering what the hell she did to me when i was growing up!"

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coming soon!! my left arm is in the middle of being totally sleeved, check back soon to see the end result.  it looks amazing so far - have had about 7 hours on it at the time of writing (jan 2004)..

vikki's tiger tatt
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pink tiger - words by vikki pic by z - updated!!!
tiger tattoo by ian of nu skool tattoos
background tattoo by sophie of eternal tattoos

"this was the most painful hour of my life!  but it was so fuckin worth it!!  i got this done when z got his dancing girl.  i told the tattooist i wanted a pink scary oriental-style tiger and he drew this up for me and it was perfect, so i got it done.  i love the colours in this and, as will become clear, i really like tigers!!  i'll have to watch myself otherwise i'll end up covered in only pink tigers!"

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update 9th jan 2004
being the glutton for punishment that i am (hey, i am in spit like this!!), i decided i wanted a japanese themed background to the tiger head.  so 5 pain-filled hours later, this was done.  traditional japanese wind and cloud with cherry blossoms.  looks sore in the picture coz it had only been finished about 2 hours before!

skull & pussywhipped tatts skull & pussywhipped - words by z pic by vik
tattoo by tony of tony's tattoos

"these bastards hurt when they go into your elbow bit!  the one on my left arm is from cherry creek flash - my left arm is my 'bad' arm and represents all the shit in my life.  so the skull represents death and my attempt to come to terms with it.  the right arm tattoo is an original one and says 'pussywhipped' in the scroll which is one of my songs - my favourite as it goes and should be on the next cd."

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coming soon!! my left arm is in the middle of being totally sleeved, check back soon to see the end result.  it looks amazing so far - have had about 7 hours on it at the time of writing (jan 2004)..

geisha / tiger / flowers tatt geisha / tiger / flowers - words by vikki pic by z
tattoo by tony of tony's tattoos
"this is actually 3 seperate tattoos in one which are going to form a collage.  the tiger head in the middle was the first tattoo that i ever had a few days before my 18th birthday.  for as long as i can remember i had always wanted tatts and the reason i got the tiger first has something to do with the william blake poem 'tyger! tyger!'.  the flowers around it i drew up myself and had done and the geisha were taken from a 10th century woodcut as i'm fascinated by the whole geisha thing!"

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dancing girl / pirate / flames / rip / rude / heart tatts girl / pirate / flames / rip / rude / heart - words by z pic by vik
girl tattoo by ian of nu skool tattoos
all other tattoos by tony of tony's tattoos

"6 separate tatts that are gradually being merged into one (eventuall) sleeve.  the first one, my first ever, was the heart on my left wrist.  bad arm so represents heartbreak and new beginnings.  next up was the small 'rude' tatt on my right wrist.  speaks for itself.  then i got the flames done, gonna get these recoloured though into purples.  more cherry creek flash in the pirate skull thing.  i just love pirate skallywags and have them all over the house.  then i got the rip one done (above the flames) - this was for my nan who died in 2001.  finally, there's the dancing girl.  i call her that coz, if i wiggle my fingers, her butt moves!  this was done on my last birthday and is my best one i reckon.  you can't quite see it but one of those bracelets has 'cunt' engraved on it - i'm gonna have that tattooed across my back one day."

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coming soon!! my left arm is in the middle of being totally sleeved, check back soon to see the end result.  it looks amazing so far - have had about 7 hours on it at the time of writing (jan 2004)..

not dead yet & hearts tatts not dead yet & hearts - words by vikki pic by z
tattoo by tony of tony's tattoos
"the 'not dead yet' one has a smoking girlie standing in front of a flaming heart.  my name is there along with 'not dead yet', a crazy spit like this song!  this was the third tatt i got.  the hearts on my tit are the same as z's except the fire is different.  the pink one is me, obviously coz of the pink hair and the black one is z.  i couldn't feel this one when i got it done and was constantly being told-off because i wouldn't sit still.  if you're nervous about getting a tatt, get it done on your tit coz it doesn't hurt at all!  z had the same one done but was in agony coz it was on his neck!"

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not dead yet & hearts tatt not dead yet & hearts - words by z pic by vik
tattoo by tony of tony's tattoos

"the big one on my right shoulder is the same as vikki's one.  we got them both at the same time a couple of years back.  except her one says vikki!  zion is what z is short for, btw and, to avoid a barrage of questions, it's pronounced 'ze-on', it's my real name and, although it has religious connotations, i'm not.  religious, that is.  anyway, it's an original composition and 'not dead yet' is the name of one of my songs, downloadable off this webshite somewhere.  the hearts on my neck are me and vikki - i'm the little black heart with horns and a tail, she's the pink one with the halo.  it's also got fire on it.  vikki has one almost the same on her tit except her fire goes up.  we drew these and got them done at the same time and, yes, it fucking hurt and i daren't move a muscle!!"

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