It's Not That I Hate You, I Just Wish You Would FUCK OFF AND DIE!
You may not have realised this about me, but I can be a bit of a grumpy bugger at times.  You probably picture me as a charitable person who lives in a house made of lolipops but, without wanting to shatter any illusions, most of the time I'm not like that.  In fact, an awful lot of the time, I have one of those thunder clouds above my head like you see in cartoons.  This doesn't mean I'm not a nice person, it just means that I have a demeanor that doesn't like too much so tends to get a bid fed up with, well, just about everything.  So this slogan does quite a good job of summing me up.  I may not hate a person, I just bloody wish they'd leave me the fuck alone!

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