If I Wanted Any Shit From You, I'd Squeeze Your Head

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If I Wanted Any Shit From You, I'd Squeeze Your Head -
You know what the worst thing is about running a fucking cool t-shirt company like ours?? It's the amount of thieving little cunts out there that go around stealing your ideas. I cannot tell you how many times that has happened to us over the years. Oh yeah, sure, on one hand it is very flattering but, on the other, it just sucks big fat cock. Tonight, for example, I find a website that has several of our slogans on it. So I contact them and, instead of owning up and saying, "yeah, we're snivelling thieving shits that have no original ideas and just like to cash in on the alternative market", they try and claim that they aren't copies or that they came up with the slogans. Slogans that are original, unique, ours and copywritten. But, ultimately, there is fuck all you can do about it. Sure, I can get on here and rant like a whiny bitch, but that's just to make me feel better. Every now and then, one of you will see one of our tees and give a company shit but, they don't care. Apart from basically stealing our cash, the thing that fucks me off more than anything is that, if you met these people, they are just regular Joes who want YOUR money. They see there is money to be made out of the Alternative market. They don't live the lifestyle, they aren't part of what makes it alternative, they just want your fucking cash. Fucking scum-sucking money-grabbing whores. Can you tell I'm mad?!?!?!?!?

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Standard T-Shirt (S-4XL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Wife Beater Vest (S-XXL) + £2.00 for this style

Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-3XL) + £10 for this style

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black print on white pink print on white green print on white red print on white

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This product was added to our catalog on Wednesday 04 November, 2009.

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