WARNING: May Contain Sex, Drugs & Violence. - 
Don't you love those warnings on DVD boxes? When you're standing in Blockbuster trying to decide what bloody movie to hire out, it can often be the inclusion of the above warning that makes the decision that much easier. After all, it is a lot more effective than "Warning: May Contain Tom Hanks". Got me thinking about this Nanny State we live in where we need to be warned of everything. It is ludicrous. Do you know what I saw the other day on a packet of peanuts? I saw the following - "Warning: Contains nuts". I kid you not. Apparently, we are all soooooo fucking stupid, we wouldn't be able to work that out for ourselves. WE'RE NOT ALL CHAVS YOU KNOW!!! For fuck's sake. Then it dawned on me - KERCHING - I can stick this on a t-shirt! After all, it does apply to several people, including myself! I am a drug-crazed sexual sadist, after all.

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Most of our prints are available on

Standard T-Shirt (S-4XL)	Long Sleeve T-Shirt (S-XXL) + £1.00 for this style	Wife Beater Vest (S-XXL) + £2.00 for this style
Skinny Fit T-Shirt (One Size ONLY) + £1.00 for this style	Skinny Fit Vest (One Size ONLY) available in black only + £1.00 for this style	Hoodies (S-3XL) + £10 for this style

With the following colour combinations

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