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50+ Rude Slogans for T-Shirts People Actually Wear (From 'Stop Being A Cunt' to Metallica Spoofs)

50+ Rude Slogans for T-Shirts People Actually Wear (From 'Stop Being A Cunt' to Metallica Spoofs)

Let's be fucking honest here, there's something magnificently liberating about wearing your middle finger on your chest. Whether you're looking for rude slogan t shirts that make your nan clutch her pearls or rude women's t-shirts that announce your zero-fucks-given attitude, the market for offensive apparel is absolutely booming. And why wouldn't it be? In a world where everyone's walking on eggshells, slapping a gloriously inappropriate slogan across your torso is basically a public service announcement that you're not here for the bullshit. Why People Actually Buy Rude Slogans (Spoiler: It's Not Just Edgelords) The psychology behind rude t shirt...

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WE ARE BACK!!!

It's been over a year since we were unable to proceed with smellyourmum.com, but we've been working hard to get back on track.

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