I'm Kind Of Surprised I'm Not An Action Figure By Now! | T-Shirt
I used to love lining up all my Star Wars figures. I would spend hours and hours, balancing them in various poses, re-creating scenes from my favourite film series and then shoot them all with my little spud gun (I literally mean my spud gun there, that wasn't a euphamism). I liked the idea of growing up to become an Action Figure. It seemed a great life. You never got old and you got to live out all kinds of amazing adventures. I guess the downside is children sticking you headfirst up their arses "just to see what it's like". Or was I alone there? Anyway, it's why I got into showbiz, in the hope that I will one day be immortalised in plastic. The fact it hasn't happened yet is quite an insult.
T shirt details
A classic unisex t-shirt that works well with any outfit. Made of a heavier cotton with a double-stitched neckline and sleeves.
- Rolled-forward shoulders for a better fit
- Stylish fitted sleeve
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Tubular fit for minimal torque
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (cm) | 71.00 | 74.00 | 77.00 | 79.00 | 83.00 | 85.00 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46.00 | 51.00 | 56.00 | 61.00 | 66.00 | 71.00 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine, warm, inside out, similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
