I'm Not Insane, I'm Mentally Hilarious | T-Shirt

I'm Not Insane, I'm Mentally Hilarious | T-Shirt


I am not a stupid person but, every now and again, I do something a bit daft. I shall now recall the story of something that I did when I was a cocky young 13 year old. I was one of those real smart arse kids, safe in the knowledge that I could be as annoying as possible and no adult could beat me up because, well, they'd get done for it. So, off I went one day to the cinema and, whilst queueing (what an odd looking word!) I noticed that it said "Senior Citizens £1.50" (or whatever the price was - it was reduced, that was the point). Now, for some reason, I got it into my head that I was, in fact, a Senior Citizen so, when I requested a ticket for the picture I wanted to see and was asked for £3 in return, I went on a rampage along the lines of how outrageous it was that I, a Senior Citizen, was being charged full price when I was only 13. That no 13 year old was an adult, so they should have Senior Citizen rates. And so on, with the cashier being a bit confused as to why this 13 year old boy was thinking he could get away with being 65. At some point, the penny dropped and I meekly declared that I was withdrawing my custom and sheepishly ran away. Oh dear. Your time to share!

T shirt details

A classic unisex t-shirt that works well with any outfit. Made of a heavier cotton with a double-stitched neckline and sleeves.

- Rolled-forward shoulders for a better fit
- Stylish fitted sleeve
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Tubular fit for minimal torque

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71.00 74.00 77.00 79.00 83.00 85.00
B) Half Chest (cm) 46.00 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.00

Care instructions

Wash Machine, warm, inside out, similar colors
Tumble Dry Low
Bleach Only non-chlorine
Dry Clean Do not dry clean
Iron Do not iron

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