Apologies if my language occasionally offends; I forget that some of you are right sensitive cunts | T-Shirt

Apologies that are not apologies. You know the kind: "I am sorry if you felt that way". In other words, all the blame is put on you. Wankers. Only cowards and insecure dick heads are incapable of an apology so, if you are one of them, sort yourself out. Saying sorry for shit you done wrong is the right thing to do.

In the past 10+ years, through this website and through our music, we have managed to offend many thousands - maybe even millions - of people. A fact I am rather proud of. Naturally, it takes people like YOU to be wearing our shit to help out - so ta for that.

I digress; this design is for those people we have offended. Our "apology", if you like. To those namby-pampy-pussy-livered-cock-suckers who really should find something better to do than get all arsey over a little cunt like me.

T shirt details

A classic unisex t-shirt that works well with any outfit. Made of a heavier cotton with a double-stitched neckline and sleeves.

- Rolled-forward shoulders for a better fit
- Stylish fitted sleeve
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Tubular fit for minimal torque

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71.00 74.00 77.00 79.00 83.00 85.00
B) Half Chest (cm) 46.00 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.00

Care instructions

Wash Machine, warm, inside out, similar colors
Tumble Dry Low
Bleach Only non-chlorine
Dry Clean Do not dry clean
Iron Do not iron

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