I'm Kind Of Surprised I'm Not An Action Figure By Now!  | T-Shirt

I'm Kind Of Surprised I'm Not An Action Figure By Now! | T-Shirt


I used to love lining up all my Star Wars figures. I would spend hours and hours, balancing them in various poses, re-creating scenes from my favourite film series and then shoot them all with my little spud gun (I literally mean my spud gun there, that wasn't a euphamism). I liked the idea of growing up to become an Action Figure. It seemed a great life. You never got old and you got to live out all kinds of amazing adventures. I guess the downside is children sticking you headfirst up their arses "just to see what it's like". Or was I alone there? Anyway, it's why I got into showbiz, in the hope that I will one day be immortalised in plastic. The fact it hasn't happened yet is quite an insult.

T shirt details

A classic unisex t-shirt that works well with any outfit. Made of a heavier cotton with a double-stitched neckline and sleeves.

- Rolled-forward shoulders for a better fit
- Stylish fitted sleeve
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Tubular fit for minimal torque

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71.00 74.00 77.00 79.00 83.00 85.00
B) Half Chest (cm) 46.00 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.00

Care instructions

Wash Machine, warm, inside out, similar colors
Tumble Dry Low
Bleach Only non-chlorine
Dry Clean Do not dry clean
Iron Do not iron

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