My Bike is like my Woman
£16.99
If you are lucky enough to have a motorbike and a woman then you know they are the best things in your life.
No other fucker should even be thinking anything inappropriate about either of them. They can admire from afar but absolutely no touching. Let the dickheads know the rules.
The words Bike and Woman can be interchangable but it means the same so either and both are yours and yours alone.
