Satan Is My Bitch | T-Shirt

Satan Is My Bitch | T-Shirt

Ain't that the truth?! A great follow up to our "The Devil Worships Me" design. Satan doesn't scare me - he can be tamed. I saw this documentary once called "South Park: The Movie" and, in that, Saddam Hussein managed to tame Satan. True story. Now look at Saddam - on trial, waiting to be executed. Not so fucking clever now, is he?! That'll learn him - Genocide is NEVER good. Well, OK, extenuating circumstances, maybe. Once, you can turn a blind eye but the amount of times he did it? That is just taking the piss. Back to my point. Saddam tamed Satan and he got caught by Americans! So if an American soldier can outwit the man that tamed Satan, I reckon pretty much any one of us could make him our Bitch. Hell yeah!

PS Any Americans reading this: Don't have a cow, man! I have nothing against Americans. In fact, I am related to some. More to the point, Vikki's dad is one! But, let's be honest now, when it comes to warfare, you guys are pretty gun-ho! Remember, the term "friendly fire" was invented just for you guys!

T shirt details

A classic unisex t-shirt that works well with any outfit. Made of a heavier cotton with a double-stitched neckline and sleeves.

- Rolled-forward shoulders for a better fit
- Stylish fitted sleeve
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Tubular fit for minimal torque

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71.00 74.00 77.00 79.00 83.00 85.00
B) Half Chest (cm) 46.00 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.00

Care instructions

Wash Machine, warm, inside out, similar colors
Tumble Dry Low
Bleach Only non-chlorine
Dry Clean Do not dry clean
Iron Do not iron

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