What Would Jeremy Clarkson Do? (Top Gear/Grand Tour) | T-Shirt

What Would Jeremy Clarkson Do? (Top Gear/Grand Tour) | T-Shirt

I used to watch old style Top Gear, when it was just a car programme and people with beards poked around in engines. I was too young to drive at the time and was totally obsessed with Porsches but, being expensive cars, they were never shown. Not when they could show a Vauxhall Viva instead. It was boring. They would talk about valves and cylinders and oil and sparkplugs. Then, one day, this gangly buffoon appeared on our screens with a mass of boufont hair and, overnight, the programme changed. He injected a slice of humour to proceedings and started dicking about in slightly cooler cars. Of course, old Top Gear died a death and old Jezza was only really seen in his "Watch Me Whilst I Blow Up A Corvette" style Xmas videos. In a stroke of genius though, he persuaded the BBC to let him jazz up the Top Gear format employing another middle-aged long-haired bloke and a hamster and TV gold was born. It's kind of like the Goodies with cars. And POWER!! Jeremy Clarkson rules and the only people that disagree are people who hate cars. Or hippies. Or the French. Or lorry drivers. Or Vegetarianists (apart from Vikki who also likes JC). Or James May. Or Richard Hammond

T shirt details

A classic unisex t-shirt that works well with any outfit. Made of a heavier cotton with a double-stitched neckline and sleeves.

- Rolled-forward shoulders for a better fit
- Stylish fitted sleeve
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Tubular fit for minimal torque

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71.00 74.00 77.00 79.00 83.00 85.00
B) Half Chest (cm) 46.00 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.00

Care instructions

Wash Machine, warm, inside out, similar colors
Tumble Dry Low
Bleach Only non-chlorine
Dry Clean Do not dry clean
Iron Do not iron

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